What not to do on a farm...
Here are some little pieces of farm advice I picked up from a homesteading forum... They are NOT mine by the way, but they are hilarious. *If you decide to use the "shortcut" and just throw the pig manure out the window on to the pile instead of using the wheel barrow, make sure it's not the windiest day of the year. *Never tell a child that yes, you COULD drink straight from a cow's teat. *Never worm livestock with skin penetrating wormer such as Cydectin without gloves....the poison control will laugh their hind end off at you. *Never look too close to a bulging bag of water from a birthing whatever, you might get a closer look than you think. *Never ride a horse after drinking- while still in a cast from the last run-in you had with the same horse- the doctor will be angry. *If you must gather eggs at night USE A LIGHT or risk having one of the eggs wrap itself around your wrist and halfway up your forearm when you grab it. This could lead to staving in the back of...