Here are some more tidbits sent from a friend in OR. I think these came from The Oregonian, the daily newspaper up there.
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
What are the spots on black and white cows?
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the MOO-vies.
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a COWculator.
Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
Where do the Russians get their milk?
What's a cow's favorite musical note?
What do cows wear in Hawaii?
What do you call a cow that has just had a calf?
Go ahead and yuk it up...then have a glass of milk. Or a bowl of ice cream.
We had a decalfenated cow this morning. A new little heifer calf came into the world on a cold, rainy night. Poor thing. Hubby had to get them, and put the calf into a shed ASAP.