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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Tickle Me Tuesday #3 (I think)

Here are some more tidbits sent from a friend in OR. I think these came from The Oregonian, the daily newspaper up there.

Cow Humor

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder.

What are the spots on black and white cows?
Holstains

What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia

Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the MOO-vies.

What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'

How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a COWculator.

Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.

Where do the Russians get their milk?
From Mos-COWS.

What's a cow's favorite musical note?
Beef-flat

What do cows wear in Hawaii?
Moo-moos

What do you call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated

Go ahead and yuk it up...then have a glass of milk. Or a bowl of ice cream.

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We had a decalfenated cow this morning. A new little heifer calf came into the world on a cold, rainy night. Poor thing. Hubby had to get them, and put the calf into a shed ASAP.

4 comments:

jel said...

them jokes MOOO~me to tears! :?

Anonymous said...

What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?

Do you lava me as much as i lava you?

Unknown said...

HA! I'm soooooooooo going to have to share these with my husband!! Too funny! Though we have beef cattle, he'll appreciate the dairy jokes since he had a few dairy cows too before we were married.

Unknown said...

HA! I'm soooooooooo going to have to share these with my husband!! Too funny! Though we have beef cattle, he'll appreciate the dairy jokes since he had a few dairy cows too before we were married.