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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Tickle Me Tuesday #3 (I think)

Here are some more tidbits sent from a friend in OR. I think these came from The Oregonian, the daily newspaper up there.

Cow Humor

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder.

What are the spots on black and white cows?
Holstains

What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia

Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the MOO-vies.

What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'

How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a COWculator.

Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.

Where do the Russians get their milk?
From Mos-COWS.

What's a cow's favorite musical note?
Beef-flat

What do cows wear in Hawaii?
Moo-moos

What do you call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated

Go ahead and yuk it up...then have a glass of milk. Or a bowl of ice cream.

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We had a decalfenated cow this morning. A new little heifer calf came into the world on a cold, rainy night. Poor thing. Hubby had to get them, and put the calf into a shed ASAP.

4 comments:

jel said...

them jokes MOOO~me to tears! :?

thelumberjackswife said...

What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?

Do you lava me as much as i lava you?

C said...

HA! I'm soooooooooo going to have to share these with my husband!! Too funny! Though we have beef cattle, he'll appreciate the dairy jokes since he had a few dairy cows too before we were married.

C said...

HA! I'm soooooooooo going to have to share these with my husband!! Too funny! Though we have beef cattle, he'll appreciate the dairy jokes since he had a few dairy cows too before we were married.