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Saturday, January 9, 2010

I'm so unco-operative...

I received the following email in my junk folder yesterday. I am going to try to co-operate and fulfill my obligations so I can get my inheritance. When I do get it I will be happy to share with you. Just email me your SSN#, bank account number and any other incriminating evidence that might help you to get into trouble too.

Secondly, if you are one of those "non-officials" I am dealing with...woe be unto you if you hinder my inheritance.

Thanks.


From Zenith Bank ATM Section
RE:YOUR PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

From:Mr Victor Oleka
Remittance Manager
Zenith Bank Of Nigeria.

Dear Beneficiary,

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract inheritance file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract inheritance payment.

Secondly, you are hereby advice to stop dealing with some non-officials in the bank as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to receive your payment immediately.

After the board meeting held at our headquarters, we have resolved in finding a solution to your problem, and as you may know, we have arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe, America and Asia Pacific, which is then instruction given by our president, Alhaji Umaru Musa Yar Adua (GCFR) Federal Republic of Nigeria. This card centre will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your money in an ATM MACHINE in any part of the world, but the maximum is ($15,000.00) Five Thousand Us Dollars per transaction. So, if you like to receive your fund this way, $15,000 usd for you to withdraw for a day and each transaction is $ 5,000 usd minimum which you have to withdraw $15,000 usd for one working day also be informed that the total amount in the SWIFT ATM CARD is $14.6 million usd.

(1) Your Full Name :
(2) Your Address where you want the payment centre to send your ATMCARD.:
(3) Phone And Fax Number :
(4) Age and Occupation :
(5) Your Nearest International Air Port in your City of residence:

We shall be expecting to receive your information and you have to stop any further communication with anybody or office. On this regards, do not hesitate to contact me for more details and direction, and also please do update me with any new development. Thanks for your co-operation.

Best Regards,
Mr Victor Oleka
Remittance Manager
Zenith Bank Of Nigeria

2 comments:

The Lumberjack's Wife said...

Yikes! Do people really fall for this stuff?

Calfkeeper said...

LJW-well, I assume they DO get some responses from people, else they'd give up. But this one is rather out of the norm in that it borders on being threatening. Usually they are sugary sweet and have lots of "please help me"s and "God Bless you"s.