Oh, yes...here are some terms I forgot to include:
Bobbies: the bull calves we get rid of. (Thank you Donna, for this one)
dry cows: cows on vacation for a couple months until they come fresh
fresh cows: cows that have just had a calf
freemartin: a sterile heifer calf. These generally are the twin sister of a bull calf. We have had quite a few twins while I have been here, if the twins are a bull and a heifer we always sell them both because the freemartin isn't worth keeping to try and see if she will breed.
I haven't been able to get on the computer much lately due to patchy internet service and I haven't really had much time to think up anything amusing to post here. Bear with me...