Here is a joke I received via email. I adjusted the final pricing a bit. Ha! Enjoy! Farmer Brown Buys a Truck There was a man, Farmer Brown, who had recently bought a truck and found that the "basic price" was only the beginning. Once the salesman had added on all the extras -- towing package, toolbox, fifth-wheel attachment, etc. -- the price was quite a bit higher. Well, by a strange turn of fate, that same salesman stopped by Farmer Brown’s farm one day to buy a cow. The dealer examined the herd, picked out a likely specimen, and asked about the price. "That's a hundred-dollar cow," Farmer Brown replied directly. "That's fair enough," said the salesman. "I'll take her." "Well, now, that's the basic price," Brown added, getting out pencil and paper. "There are one or two extras, of course." He made a few notes and handed the paper to the dealer. Here is the final invoice: Basic cow: $100 Two-tone exte...